For her 27th birthday, Paris Hilton decided to surprise herself (and others) with a Heiress striptease!

You’d think that Paris would have more class… NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.. since obviously she chose the nastiest, sluttiest, trashiest outfit to strip in.

How sexy would it be to see Paris Hilton walking on stage touching herself like a retard, then talking into the mic with a baby voice like the dumb idiot that she is? NOT sexy at all. Sorry sweetie, Im just not feeling it this time. You were better when you were in jail.

“Are you guys ready to get sexy tonight?” of course, Paris. Of. Course.

Christina XTINA Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman have welcomed the arrival of their new baby BOY…

The kids name? Max Liron Bratman. Why do celebrities always give their kids some weird ass name as if they wont get made fun of at school. Liron? The little munchkin weighed in at 6lbs 2oz.

On another note, 2 days earlier, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a baby girl into the world. HER name? Harlow Winter Kate Madden at 6lbs 7oz.

Maybe their babies can hook up in the future and be a super couple living the simple life. haaaaaa haaaaa

The Paparazzi are not happy killing Princes Diana, they want to kill her son Prince William too! Have they no morals? No concept of guilt? Are the news papers that buy the pictures from the Paparazzi just as guilty as the person taking the picture and putting peoples lives at risk with the antics they use to get a picture to sell to the news papers?

Last week Prince William and Kate Middleton were aggressively chased by Paparazzi on motor bikes and in cars through the streets of London as they left a night club. It is Ten years ago that Paparazzi aggressively chased Princess Diana through the streets of Paris on motor bikes and in cars, that lead to her death along with two other people in the car with her.

Stalking is a criminal offence in the UK and this is a clear case of stalking, Paparazzi stalk their victims and put their lives at risk, they should be charged under the Stalking laws in the UK.

Do we have to cut Prince William out of a car before something is done about the Paparazzi?

Jude Law has spoken out to tell his turn of events when the cops came knocking on his door after beating up a Paparazzi. True to form, his side of the story was nothing like the innocent bystander standing at a bus stop waiting for a bus with Five camera’s hanging from his neck.

The Paparazzi claims that he was standing by the bus stop not taking any pictures, when Jude Law came over and accused him of being a pervert and only wanted to take pictures of his children, “he then punched me in the face and started to kick me”.

Jude tells a different version, in that the Paparazzi was provoking him and swung a camera at him, and things started to get nasty from then on, ( yea we know, the Paparazzi “punching me and kicking me) is the only part that rings true from what he said. Jude states that the cops felt a little embarrassed at having to deal with this as they know “it was a setup” states Jude.

what makes me laugh is when a Paparazzi is being beaten up, his mates start taking pictures and don’t care how bad he gets battered. Thats friends for you.

When the blonde of Blondes (Paris Hilton) departs one city, thousands get on their knees and thank the Lord. Give a thought to the thousands on their knees, asking the Lord “why us?” As she lands in their city.

Paris was asked a question as she was about to check in at the airport, “Paris do you have any advice for Britney?” you could see her smile get bigger and wider as she pondered the question while signing an autograph. Then nothing, no reply, so this begs the question whether Paris was acting dumb (i don’t understand the question) or acting smart and keeping her mouth shut for once, I guess we’ll never really know, what do you think?

Poor Britney Spears i was gonna lay off her for a month, ok i will but this is about her bodyguard, loud mouth Tony, lard ass Tony, fat ass Tony, dumbass Tony, you know the fat guy that likes to hang out with skinny chicks and tell tales about them for a price. Oh yeah Fat Tony, thats him.

Well Fat ass Tony has a job for a month and then sells out all the crap he can make up to any paper or TV show willing to pay him for the dirt, and they get Farting and Burping and Walking to the bathroom naked. Well is someone telling me that people don’t Fart or Burp or walk to the bathroom naked in their own home?

Lard ass Tony, if you think for one second that selling out your integrity is worth selling out a young girls dignity in her own home, is a good deal. then look again, you’ll never get a job in that roll again, you have declared you are the most untrustworthy slime ball that ever crawled this planet.

Who is this guy? Lets see.

looking at that pic, this guys looks like he don’t know what a bath tub is, and i bet he packs enough ball slime to put the whole of NYC off dinner

Poor Britney Spears has to be feeling lonely just now, and i would bet she feels more alone than George W Bush does when he asked friends to co-sign his honorary membership to Mensa.

When your hubby dumps you, followed by your body guard, and then your Lawyer, followed the next day by your manager, you gotta start having a shower more than once a month gurl. 

Well rats jump a sinking ship, in this case i think the rat is sinking and the lifeboats have headed for the shore leaving the problem behind. Having given up all hope on a rescue mission. There is only so much crap a person will take while trying to help you. If you are to dumb to see that, then hand over your kids, please don't take them down with you.

Britney was at the Las Vegas Luxor Hotel & Casino last night to host the opening of the LAX Nightclub inside.

Britney and Criss looked snug as they partied in the VIP area and Criss was insisting they are not together "It's amazing what people think. We're not together. Her manager is my manager, and I'm helping with one of her shows. I'm helping with her appearance on MTV."

Well after the party at the LAX both Britney and Criss where holding hands and  smooching at McDonald's. Now Criss added "It's amazing how you can't do anything now without people making up stuff."

Well you see Criss, having a smooch and holding hands is a little more on the dating side of a relationship than the professional side of a relationship you keep telling us about.

i aint smooched my boss or held hand with him and i wouldn't be seen dead in a McDonald's, what were you two thinking of?  Oh yeah, what comes after smooching i guess!

Thats official.

Rehab and jail time does something to a guy, having been arrested four times in four States, (Rumor has it that is was only one State, "Shit State") Jason asked Katja for her hand last weekend, as confirmed to TMZ by Wahler's Rep.

 Jason and Katja have been dating around six months, and finaly Jason seems to be getting his act together and picked out a four-carat emerald cut rock for Katja' finger. (thats some ice for a Jack Daniles if he falls off the wagon again) Jason, former "Laguna Beach" star, checked into rehab in May, this year, and as no date for the wedding has been set, one can only think that Katja isn't as blonde as she looks, and wants to be sure that Jason can remain on the wagon before she has to throw that ice back at him for another JD.

Jason has a rap sheet that makes me wonder why a Sweet girl like Katja, would get involved with a bum like Jason when he has a history of being abusive to just about anyone. busted for underage drinking Jason screamed abuse while being booked in at Pitt County Jail. He was also arrested in Los Angeles for misdemeanor battery last September and three weeks before that he was busted in NY for disorderly conduct.

I for one hope that Katja knows what she is doing, and i also hope that Jason really does mean to turn a new leaf, i wish them both good luck, but i can't see it lasting. 

Rumors have been circulating that Britney is an out of control mother…somebody call the Maury Show.

Apparently, Kevin Federline is seeking full custody of Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 11 months. The latest magazine covers have been saying "HELP!" over a picture of the two boys. "Kevin battles for Sean and Jayden as Britney grows more dangerous."

So here's some of MANY mistakes that she has made as a mother… she has indulged the sweet tooth of little Sean Preston who had a really bumpy first year of life as he fell from his high chair, first class driving lessons from mommy dearest herself, and almost falling to the ground as the O-SO-GREAT mother Britney Spears almost DROPPED him while she was carrying him.

"He's having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying," a "family insider" tells the mag, which claims he's also allowed such treats as soda in his bottle, ice cream before bed, Doritos and chewing gum.

Get this: To fix her stupid ass mistakes, she took Sean Preston to the dentist to get his teeth whitened. The dentist was like HELLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

When Britney went house hunting for a 6.5 MILLION dollar house, "She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!" maintains a mole. "She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess — I don't know what's wrong with her."

I cant believe this dumb little bimbo. Its like a immature little baby had babies! She's such a disgusting hick that it isnt even funny anymore. I feel sorry for her dumb country ass. I cant believe that when shes craving a cigarette, she tells Sean Preston "Baby, where are momma's lollipops" and Sean will run and get her cigarettes.

A 22 month baby associating cigarettes as candy.

Smart Britney, Smart. I hope you get chronic diarea so you have to stay home and take care of your KIDS.