It's official ladies and gentlemen! Pax thien has adopted the Jolie-Pitt last name.

Adopted in March from Vietnam, Pax Thien, now, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt, must be a happy camper now! He gets the best of both hot worlds known to Angelina and Brad Pitt.

Pax Thien was adopted solely by Angelina, who signed the papers herself, since her and Brad Pitt are not legally married.

Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. What a cute name.

 

Angelina Jolie showed off her new tattoo at the Cannes Film Festival while she was premiering her new movie, A Mighty Heart.

The tattoo is a set of map co-ordinates of Vietnam, exactly where she adopted her latest, Pax Thien, from. Above that tatoo are the latitude and longitude of all of her children in order of appearance. First is Maddox, 5, from Cambodia. Then next in line is Zahara, 2, from Ethiopia, after that is her biological Nambian born Shiloh, who turns 1 today, and finally, Pax Thien from Vietnam. If the multicultural Brad and Angelina were to adopt anymore kids, she'll finally have covered that hideous Billy Bob tattoo that she tried to get removed.

Although Brad may be the prettiest man I've ever seen in my life besides David Beckham, it seems as though his beautiful rebel of a wife, Angelina, has influenced him to get into the whole tattoo thing.

Word is that Brad Pitt is also sporting a new design on his left arm! The image is of Otzi the iceman (who is Europes oldest human mummy).

What is the significance of this tattoo? I don't know, man.

 

Angelina Jolie wants to give a new name to recently adopted son Pax Thien… well not completely. She has filed legal papers to chage Pax's name to Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt. The other three children "owned" by Angelina and Brad Pitt are: Maddox (adopted from Cambodia), Zahara (adopted from Ethiopia), and Shiloh (born to them in May 2006).

Jolie adopted Pax last month when she traveled to Vietnam from a Ho Chi Minh City orphanage. Angelina's adoption papers state that she's a single parent since she isn't married to Brad Pitt. When are these two love birds getting married already? It's good to see that the're taking their time, since marrige is a big commitment. Hopefully they last, unlike other hollywood marriages.

 

 

Angelina Jolie was recently interviewed by OK! Magazine and revealed that she was very sexual at a young age… when I say young, I'm talking about kindergarden young! Angelia said that she would kiss boys a give them her "cooties".

I was a member of a group called the Kissy Girls. I was very sexual in kindergarten… I created a game where I would kiss the boys and give them cooties… Then we would make out and we would take our clothes off. I got in a lot of trouble!

Looks like Angelina Jolie got naked for the boys long before her celebrity career. Not only that, she mentioned that at age 14 (when Jolie lost her virginity), sex with her boyfried didn't feel enough… so what did they do? They cut each other with knives. I don't know if I should call that kinky or disturbing.

I was no longer a little girl. In a moment of wanting to feel closer to my boyfriend I grabbed a knife and cut him. He cut me back.

We had an exchange of something and we were covered in blood, my heart was racing. Then whenever I felt trapped, I'd cut myself. I have a lot of scars.

I guess her strange sex habbits were portrayed in the movie Mr. And Mrs. Smith, where Angelina Joile and Brad Pitt got it on while beating the crap out of each other. I remember when she used to be married to Billy Bob Thornton–they used to wear necklaces carrying vials of each other's blood.

Angelina Joile also said that her days of self harm are over, ever since she adopted her Cambodian son Maddox.

It had something to do with becoming a mother. That was the biggest change in my life and made me feel complete. I learned to accept responsibility for myself, my children and my partner.

Too bad for Brad Pitt–he misses out on the kinky sex.

 

His real name?

Pham Quang Sang, but I guess Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt thought PAX THIEN was cuter (I agree!) Pax Thien translates into Peaceful Sky.

Seriously, Angelina and Brad are so hippie but so cute. Anyways, along with his new name, he flew on a plane for the very first time (private JET might I add), and posed for his very first photoshoot.

This little guy's a popular lil stud! Guess who got the first snapshots of little Pax… PEOPLE magazine! I wish people would pay to see my pictures…(not nude pics!..for those of you who have a dirty mind!)

Aw, they have such a cute little multicultural family…theyre like Canada. 

  

 

 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are FINALLLLLYYY going to tie the knot! (No, gay marriage isn't legal yet.)

Angelina called her close friend on March 9th and announced the news.

Rumor has it that the Four Seasons hotel in the Bahama's is one of the top choices to hold their wedding.

Some of the famous people who are going to be there are: George Clooney, Wyclef Jean, and Angelina's brother James (who looks like a spitting image of her, male version).

Angelina, as expected, is going to wear a simple lace dress. The kids are in on the wedding too, Zahara and Shiloh are going to be the flower girls, and Maddox will be the ring bearer. If Angelina gets her next adopted kid in time, he's going to walk down the aisle with the girls.

Do you think Angelina will invite her estranged father, John Voight?

It seems like she will. Since the passing of her mother, Angelina has been thinking things over. I think we might see her make amends with her dad real soon.

CONGRAAATS to the couple! Brad's lucky Angelina didn't meet me first. Or I'd be the one she'd be marrying right now.

 

Angelina Jolie adopts kids like she's at an auction or something. 2 for 1 deals going on? I guess pregnancy isn't multicultural enough for Brangelina.

Angelina's newest family member is 3 1/2 years old and comes from Vietnam. This child was abandoned at a Ho Chi Minh City Hospital as a baby and has been living there ever since. Apparently the adoption is being processed quickly because the child is a little older. I wonder what his name is.

I really respect her for being such a noble person and giving these unfortunate children a home. Her and Brad both are doing something positive in the world, which is more than what I can say for most celebrities out there (I wont name any names…PARIS HILTON!!!!).

The only thing that bothers me is the fact that there are so many couples who are trying to adopt children, and they have to go through such a long process and wait for months, even years on a waiting list, before they're even close to getting a child, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt get a child so quick! How is that possible? Maybe it's because of the age of the kid. Everyone always wants a baby!

Whatevo man.

I really don't appreciate the status that celebrities think they hold in society. They feel as if they're Gods among men. Like I said, much respect to Angelina for doing good things for the world, instead of buying cars and pampering herself. Even without all the self indulgence, Angelina still manages to look hot in her red carpet photos. She's actually one celebrity who I can say that I truly respect and care about. Okay fine, I don't CARE about her, but if I saw her on the street I'd give her a high five.

 

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt may be the most physically perfect two human beings that God has ever made.

Oh and how cute, they're dating and have mated to create an offspring of genetic perfection.

Besides looks, Brad Pitt is a cheater, and Angelina Jolie is a homewrecking slut. It seems to me as though everyone has forgotten that in their little obsession with BRANGELINA.

Brad Pitt was MARRIED to Jennifer Aniston when Angelina and Brad hooked up.

That's called cheating.

How come everyone was so excited about BRANGELINA, but forgot that poor Jennifer Aniston got CHEATED on? How come everyone has all these issues with cheating JERKS like Bill Clinton, Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, etc. etc, But when it comes to perfect Brad and Angelina, nobody says a thing, except for, HOW PERFECT!

Maybe nobody cared to notice that Brad and Angelina were being sneaky cheaters, since Angelina is Ms.UN, and smoking hot, and Brad, is just hot. Whatevo, man. Cheating is cheating.

I must give a lot of respect to Jennifer Aniston, though. She's been doing pretty well for having lost her man to possibly the hottest woman on earth.

I know that would give my ego a pretty big blow (if not destroy it all together).

Name: Angelina Jolie Voight

Birth Date: June 4, 1975

Height: 5' 7"

Occupation: Actress

Quote: “There's something about death that is comforting. The thought that you could die tomorrow frees you to appreciate your life now.”

Misspellings: Angelina Joile, Angelina Jolee, Angeline Jolie, Anjelina Jolie, Angela Jolie, Angelia Jolie, Angalina Jolie, Angilina Jolie, Anglina Jolie

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