In the words of Maury Povich, Larry Birkhead, you ARE the father! *jumps around and dances* 

This man has been fighting for months with Howard K. Stern as to who's the father of Anna Nicole's baby, Dannielynn. Nobody ever believed him and thought that he was just trying to get into the public eye. Well all he hasta say now is IN YOUR FACE, SUCKERS! "I told you so" were the first words out of Larry's mouth as he hugged Howard K. Stern.

Stern said that he won't fight for custody of Dannielynn. I mean, why should he? Let the girl be with her REAL daddy, since her real mom, Anna Nicole Smith, is no more.

I hope there's a happy ending for this little girl. She's so young and she's already lost so much.

 

The media needs to shut up already about Anna Nicole Smith. I am in no way defending her or hating on her, but I'm tired of hearing all the bullshit. She is dead, let her stay dead and rest in peace! We get it!–Anna Nicole was a druggie; she was going through a depression phase (from the death of her son Daniel Smith), and was taking a lot of medication.

Anna Nicole's autopsy results were inconclusive. There was no evidence of crime or illegal drugs found–that's all everyone should need to know. Now there is lot of irrelevant talk going on about her autopsy results.

The Indside Edition reports:

Meanwhile, more is emerging about the autopsy report on Anna Nicole's death.  The full report obtained by INSIDE EDITION says Anna was 5 foot 11, weighed 178 pounds, dyed her hair and had multiple hair extensions.

The report also says Anna Nicole had cantaloupe sized breast implants, one of the largest sizes made.

She also had ten tattoos all over her body: a pair of red lips, red cherries, a playboy bunny, the names "Daniel" and "Papa's." 

The lack of respect people have for Anna Nicole Smith is unbelievable. Cantaloupe size breast implants? Why is that on the autopsy report, and how is that relavant? I'm sure the fact that Anna Nicole Smith had ten tattoos all over her body had something to do with her death. What's next… Autopsy photos of Anna Nicole?

 

It's been reported today that Anna Nicole Smith did NOT die from illegal drugs or foul play, as there was no evidence to prove this. Chief of the Seminole Police Department, Charlie Tiger, announced that it was an accidental overdose. Looks like Howard Stern is off the hook now. TMZ reported that Stern's personal computer was also checked for evidence, but nothing was found.

Dr. Joshua Perper reported that Anna Nicole died from an accidental overdose of medication. She was taking a number of drugs including methadon and anti-anxiety drugs. Aparently she also had an infection on her left buttock according to TMZ:

Ann Nicole Smith injected a drug into her left buttock days before her death. Dr. Joshua Perper announced when Anna Nicole flew to Miami before she died, she was complaining of pain in her left cheek.

She developed chills as she went to the Hard Rock and developed a fever of 105 degrees. She refused to go to the hospital.

What I don't get is, why is the fact that she had a infection on her left ass cheek relevant to this story? And what type of drug did she inject herself with? The Star magazine reported that she had a "raging blood infection" that was caused by an unsterilized needle–which ultimately "contributed to her death." However, The Star says that the direct cause of Anna Nicole's death was due to an overdose of sleeping medication.

So there are two stories going on about how Anna died. One came from a Doctor, the other from a gossip magazine. Which one is true? I don't know… and I really don't care. I just hope her baby turns out to be alright.

 

Anna Nicole's house is up for sale for a cool $10 million. The house will to the highest bidder. Apparently there is "a good and marketable title to that property… " and there is, "a duly executed and stamped conveyance in your favour." Any bidders?

Anna Nicole Smith, the curvaceous blonde whose life played out as an extraordinary tabloid tale — Playboy centerfold, jeans model, bride of an octogenarian oil tycoon, reality-show subject, tragic mother — died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39. She was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital. Edwina Johnson, chief investigator of the Broward County Medical Examiner’s Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday. Just five months ago, Smith’s 20-year-old son died suddenly in the Bahamas in what was believed to be a drug-related death. According to a credible source, an employee of Anna Nicole Smith found her in her room in the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida. The employee pulled back a sheet and discovered that Smith appeared to have choked on her own vomit. The same source claims that Smith took what was referred to as a “children’s sedative,” and had “kept passing out” before her death. AccessHollywood.com has learned from this same source that one of the attending physicians at Memorial Regional Hospital was Dr. Randy Katz. When we contacted Dr. Katz, he acknowledged that he was indeed an attending physician, but Dr. Katz would not comment on any specifics related to his care of Smith.

[Source: MSNBC]

 

Name: Anna Nicole Smith

Birth Date: November 28, 1967

Height: 5' 11"

Occupation: Supermodel, Actress

Quote: "It's very expensive to be me. It's terrible the things I have to do to be me"

Misspellings: Anna Nichole Smith, Ana Nicole Smith, Ann Nicole Smith

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