Eva Mendes may be incredibly hot, but this dress is incredibly NOT. Whoever said black was slimming was not talking about the dress that Eva is wearing.

Dolce and Gabbanna were obviously fighting when they designed this dress. To me, it looks like the corset belt is holding two parts of her body together, as if they weren't attached to begin with! 

Maybe if the belt wasn't as wide, and the skirt was hemmed just a little bit higher, we could work with something. But as for now, I put this dress in the hall of shame. I give her points on keeping it classy though. I like how the only skin showing is her legs. Golden rule: if you show skin on the bottom, don't show any skin up top. Eva got it right! (Maybe that's the only thing she got right). 

I give her credit though, she still looks beautiful in a piece of crap dress. This woman can wear a potato sack and still look hot.  

“It’s fun to be a woman. It’s fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs.”–Eva Mendes

Yeah, it IS fun to be a woman, if you know HOW to be one. Not all dresses are flattering honey.

 Cute shoes though. I'd wear them.