The skinny jean is a very popular style these days. It has made a great comeback into fashion hitting the closets of ladies and men harder than the tsunami hit Indonesia.

All the YOUNG celebrities are rocking them. From Lindsay Lohan to Hilary Duff. The skinny jeans are sexy, if you got the body to pull it off. Here's where my problem comes in. Notice how I said the YOUNG celebrities are wearing them? Please. If you're over 35, please don't put on a skinny jean. It is TOO young for you. Bootcut jeans/Wide leg jeans look just as cute.

Secondly, Skinny jeans are called skinny for a reason. I think that is explanation enough, but for those who don't understand, bluntly put, the skinny jean is pretty much for skinny people. I am so sick of seeing bigger women wearing skinny jeans that don't fit.

Here's a nice little pointer: if you see a buldge, it is not your size. If you have to struggle to put it on, it doesn't fit. I don't hate on women who are bigger. You're all beautiful. But, it just doesn't look cute or sexy or anything!!! Bootcut jeans/Wide leg jeans look great too.

Just a piece of advice.

 

Wedgies don't look cute. But Wedge Heels are SO in. Here are some cute styles for the summer… you might want to pick some up.

Visit these sites for more shoe ideas:

• www.victoriassecret.com
• www.charlesdavid.com
• www.charlotte-russe.com
• www.piperlime.com
• www.aldoshoes.com

 

Here are hollywood's best dressed couples, pictures courtesy of Glam.

Starting the lineup is Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore. Honestly, for a woman who's close to or even AT menopause, she looks hotter than the average bear. Next is Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend…I dunno, for some reason he just doesn't appeal to me. She's pretty though. David and Victoria Beckham always look smoking together.. even though Victoria looks like a robot sometimes. Ellen Degeneres and Portia De Rossi are next… I think I'm actually jealous because im in LOVE with Ellen. Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale are next…I think their kid is better dressed than they are…but whatevo.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart have got to be the ugliest couple LOOKS wise in my books…but hey, they can dress. Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams also look hot and sexy together. Jay Z and Beyonce have got to be my FAVORITE couple EVER. How the hell did Jay Z even get Beyonce? I couldn't have been money… well actually I can kinda see why.. he has this..AURA to him..whatevs. Madonna and Guy Ritchie…what more can I say? The material girl is always killing it. Midget Marc Anthony and huge Booty Jennifer Lopez are next in line with their almost dashing good looks and great sense of style (Marc shops in the Children's section).

Granted, Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell are well dressed.. but she still looked better with Uncle Jesse (John Stamos). Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick look like mother and son. Sorry, he looks like the kid I'd beat up at school. Seal and Heidi Klum are another favorite couple of mine…Heidi makes up for the looks department for the BOTH of them.. but.. looks dont matter (NOTTTT). I love how Tony Parker is taller than Eva Longoria. They look cute together because a MAN is supposed to be taller than his WOMAN. Oh, and they're dressed nice too =). OuUUu and my second favorite couple Will and Jada look hot all the time.. even if they came out in potato sacks covered in cow shit.

 

What do Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Jessica "dark angel" Alba have in common? They all like to flash their panties. Not only that, they all wear granny undies! Earlier this week we saw pictures of Britney's upskirt, the week before that we got a glimpse of Paris Hiltons's crusty underwear.

This week Jessica Alba decides to join the expose-your-upskirt-underwear party. It could have been worse, atleast Jessica Alba's see through dress is only revealing her ass, and her hairstyle is always hot.

 

1. Eva Longoria's 5 carat, 248 diamond ring from soon to be hubby Tony Parker
2. Christina Aguilera's diamond is bezel set and flanked with EIGHT channel set diamonds with hand scrolled latice work from hubby Jordan Bratman
3. Nicollette Sheridan's diamond is rectangular with baguettes on each side from Michael Bolton
4. Katie Holmes' diamond has the old school look to it…Tom Cruise has decent taste
5. Heidi Klum's canary yellow diamond thats about 10 CARATS is from hubby Seal. Damn, I should have married him.

 

Paris Hilton has been on fashing spree… last week she mooned us with her half wedgie:

This week we got pictures of Paris Hilton upskirt–flashing her panties:

A word of advice to you Paris, if you're going to PURPOUSLY show us your underwear, please make sure you're actually wearing underwear and not DIAPERS! Granny undies are so NOT HOT!

 

 

1. Too much bling bling money aint a thing 2. Work clothes with sneakers (this is NOT CUTE) 3. Ass crack showing (nobody wants to see that) 4. Fake tans that make you look like an orange peel 5. Rude ass t-shirts 6. Mom jeans 7. Booty shorts and skirts. This does NOT look fabulous. Nobody want's to see your badunkadunk 8. Candy colored hair (Spice Girls are so 90's) 9. See through clothes (sorry, the real world is not porn, please don't try and seduce me on the streets). 10. Visible lip liner (Eminem's ex-wife Kim is best known for this. This is definitly NOT CUTE. You look like you have a COLD SORE!) 11. Weird hair accessories (um. no) 12. Weird hats/earmuffs/whatever (you are not 4 anymore) 13. Overly tweezed eyebrows (we grow hair there for a reason.) 14. Thongs hanging out of your pants (it's called UNDERwear thats worn UNDER your clothes and doesnt SHOW. thanks) 15. Clothes that are too tight (big girls, this is for you especially. I know you think you look cute, but you dont. Nobody want's to see the dimples on your asses. Skinny girls too, nobody wants to see bones. Thanks) 16. Jeans with holes in them (self explanatory) 17. Big hair (Sideshow Bob/Krusty the Clown are not fashion icons) 18. Wearing no bra (especially if you have big boobies. Lindsay Lohan, please take notes) 19. Anything Mesh (this is just screaming Carmen Electra to me.) and Finally.. 20. GRANNY PANTY lines showin in your pants. I'm sorry I have no words for this one. Just, EW!

For more do's and don'ts in fashion visit glamour.com

 

I came accross this this picture of Whacko Jacko in a Roberto Cavalli suit… yes that is lion print.

I really don't have much to say about this picture; *sigh* poor Michael–always found around little boys.

 

Metallics are really in this season, for your FACE!

Glitter, retro style is making a comback. No, now you don't need to be 4 years old, or in the ballet, to wear glitter on your face. However, metallics aren't for everyone. If you have wrinkles, refrain from using anything glittery, because that'll bring more attention to the wrinkle and make it look more wrinkley. Stick to mattes. But for all you wrinkle-free women, have some fun with the glitter! I don't really suggest going too crazy with it, so stick to colors like gold, silver, gunmetal, and a nice blue or purple. Anything besides that may look slightly hookerish.

 

Tell me what Alicia Keys is doing fashionably wrong in this picture?

Nothing.

She is definitly KILLING it on the trends. Let's start with her bowl bangs (that's what I call them), they're THE bangs to have, man, all the runways are rockin' them. They look FABULOUS on her might I add (I got the same haircut and I cried for a whole day), SO, please be warned that these bangs don't work on all people (even though I am super hot).

Anyways, getting back to what I was talking about. I'm glad Alicia got rid of her whole gangster braids and is giving in to the power of fashion. From head to toe, Alicia Keys is representing every thing that is RIGHT in fashion: The electric blue dress, leggings and even the gold bangles! She should give her stylist a raise, or a high five.

I loves it.