The skinny jean is a very popular style these days. It has made a great comeback into fashion hitting the closets of ladies and men harder than the tsunami hit Indonesia.

All the YOUNG celebrities are rocking them. From Lindsay Lohan to Hilary Duff. The skinny jeans are sexy, if you got the body to pull it off. Here's where my problem comes in. Notice how I said the YOUNG celebrities are wearing them? Please. If you're over 35, please don't put on a skinny jean. It is TOO young for you. Bootcut jeans/Wide leg jeans look just as cute.

Secondly, Skinny jeans are called skinny for a reason. I think that is explanation enough, but for those who don't understand, bluntly put, the skinny jean is pretty much for skinny people. I am so sick of seeing bigger women wearing skinny jeans that don't fit.

Here's a nice little pointer: if you see a buldge, it is not your size. If you have to struggle to put it on, it doesn't fit. I don't hate on women who are bigger. You're all beautiful. But, it just doesn't look cute or sexy or anything!!! Bootcut jeans/Wide leg jeans look great too.

Just a piece of advice.

 

What do Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Jessica "dark angel" Alba have in common? They all like to flash their panties. Not only that, they all wear granny undies! Earlier this week we saw pictures of Britney's upskirt, the week before that we got a glimpse of Paris Hiltons's crusty underwear.

This week Jessica Alba decides to join the expose-your-upskirt-underwear party. It could have been worse, atleast Jessica Alba's see through dress is only revealing her ass, and her hairstyle is always hot.

 

Paris Hilton has been on fashing spree… last week she mooned us with her half wedgie:

This week we got pictures of Paris Hilton upskirt–flashing her panties:

A word of advice to you Paris, if you're going to PURPOUSLY show us your underwear, please make sure you're actually wearing underwear and not DIAPERS! Granny undies are so NOT HOT!

 

 

1. Too much bling bling money aint a thing 2. Work clothes with sneakers (this is NOT CUTE) 3. Ass crack showing (nobody wants to see that) 4. Fake tans that make you look like an orange peel 5. Rude ass t-shirts 6. Mom jeans 7. Booty shorts and skirts. This does NOT look fabulous. Nobody want's to see your badunkadunk 8. Candy colored hair (Spice Girls are so 90's) 9. See through clothes (sorry, the real world is not porn, please don't try and seduce me on the streets). 10. Visible lip liner (Eminem's ex-wife Kim is best known for this. This is definitly NOT CUTE. You look like you have a COLD SORE!) 11. Weird hair accessories (um. no) 12. Weird hats/earmuffs/whatever (you are not 4 anymore) 13. Overly tweezed eyebrows (we grow hair there for a reason.) 14. Thongs hanging out of your pants (it's called UNDERwear thats worn UNDER your clothes and doesnt SHOW. thanks) 15. Clothes that are too tight (big girls, this is for you especially. I know you think you look cute, but you dont. Nobody want's to see the dimples on your asses. Skinny girls too, nobody wants to see bones. Thanks) 16. Jeans with holes in them (self explanatory) 17. Big hair (Sideshow Bob/Krusty the Clown are not fashion icons) 18. Wearing no bra (especially if you have big boobies. Lindsay Lohan, please take notes) 19. Anything Mesh (this is just screaming Carmen Electra to me.) and Finally.. 20. GRANNY PANTY lines showin in your pants. I'm sorry I have no words for this one. Just, EW!

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I came accross this this picture of Whacko Jacko in a Roberto Cavalli suit… yes that is lion print.

I really don't have much to say about this picture; *sigh* poor Michael–always found around little boys.

 

I am completely speechless when I look at this picture.

For someone who owns a very successful fashion line, Mary Kate Olsen looks like she was sitting outside the subway begging for change.

Tight's are so in, but not when you look like a lamp.

Mary Kate was seen trying to blend in with the hobo crowd in New York, by walking the streets of SoHo in this NASTY attire.  

Gah, ugliest shoes I've ever seen.

That's all I can say.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Sienna Miller without her pants.

Apparently, the whole Superman look is really in for spring. I'd rather not wear my underwear over my pants, simply because I don't wish to look like a giant baby in public. Even though it's really hot for spring, my advice for all you fashionistas, keep your underwear, UNDER your clothes (that's why it's called UNDERwear). Please. It's not nice. It's so ugly it should be illegal. Nacho Libre would be very proud of this look, but I am NOT impressed.

Seriously now, what's wrong with Britney? Why does she keep making such horrible decisions when it comes to fashion! Is her mom dressing her? My mom used to dress me like this in Kindergarten, but that's only because CAREBEARS were cool back then.

Anyways, Britney Spears is donning the 'Bottle of Pepto Bismol' look. I seriously get "nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset, stomach, diarrhea" when i look at her. Fine, maybe I watch a little too much TV. But that's exactly how I feel when I look at this picture. This girl needs a lot of help. I hope nobody follows in her fashion footsteps.

I understand that it's cold out sometimes, but really now, not even my Grandma looks like this.

I really hope the old Britney makes a comeback and starts looking at least close to decent.

I give this look a fresh backhand for being so ugly.

Eva Mendes may be incredibly hot, but this dress is incredibly NOT. Whoever said black was slimming was not talking about the dress that Eva is wearing.

Dolce and Gabbanna were obviously fighting when they designed this dress. To me, it looks like the corset belt is holding two parts of her body together, as if they weren't attached to begin with! 

Maybe if the belt wasn't as wide, and the skirt was hemmed just a little bit higher, we could work with something. But as for now, I put this dress in the hall of shame. I give her points on keeping it classy though. I like how the only skin showing is her legs. Golden rule: if you show skin on the bottom, don't show any skin up top. Eva got it right! (Maybe that's the only thing she got right). 

I give her credit though, she still looks beautiful in a piece of crap dress. This woman can wear a potato sack and still look hot.  

“It’s fun to be a woman. It’s fun to flirt and wear makeup and have boobs.”–Eva Mendes

Yeah, it IS fun to be a woman, if you know HOW to be one. Not all dresses are flattering honey.

 Cute shoes though. I'd wear them.