I used to think that Jessica Simpson was incredibly gorgeous, until I realized just how much make up she wears. I mean, before, when she was with Nick Lachey, she looked smokin hot! and then she got with John Mayer and it all just went downhill from there. She's back to blonde at least.

That's a step up.

But, Jessica Simpson was recently seen at a pharmacy looking like she just got beat up. Nobody expects you to look fabuloso at the pharmacy Jessica, but I've seen stinky homeless women sleeping on the sidewalk that look better than you. Step up your game woman!

 

 

 

We've heard this millions of times. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are dating one day and split up the next. What's else is new..besides the fact that Jessica has been looking TERRIBLOSO lately?

Even though Jessica's boobs have been popping out of her dresses lately, I think not even THAT could keep John Mayer. A close source claims that they have broken up. So, that means that after 6 months of her looking at his ugly face and her getting ugly by looking at him, the two are kaput.

The two talk about 6 times a day on the phone, but for now, they're broken up. Who knows. Maybe they have a disfunctional relationship like most of us, and will get back together sooner or later.

 

Jessica Simpson loves showing off her boobs. As we can see from these recent pictures of Jessica, she's not shy to expose a "little" cleavage. Maybe it's because her face has recently been looking like ass. Looks like Jessica Simpson is trying to divert the attention from her face to her boobs. I'm sorry Jess, but in that last picture you truly look like a man.

 

Is Jessica Simpson trying to be like Angelina Jolie…or has John Mayer had a really big effect on her heart. On March 27th, Jessica Simpson visited a Mexican Orphanage to donate a brand new minivan (a 2007 Chrysler Minivan that she won at the MTV Video Music Awards). This is the second time that she's visited the orphanage. She actually won a 2007 Chrysler Crossfire at the awards, but she traded it for the minivan so that she could give it to the orphanage.

Why are celebrities winning cars anyways? It's not like WHOAAA I WON A CARRR.. to them it's like.. okay, another car added to my 12 car garage.

 

It's not brand new news that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating. Why she would leave Nick Lachey still doesn't make sense to me, but the new question is, who takes longer to get ready: Jessica, or John. I'm putting my money on John, even though he may take longer, she still looks better than him. He's so ass-ugly. What do you see in him Jessica? His music sucks too, I guess sucky music is one thing they have in common. I used to love Jessica Simpson, but now I just think she looks like a pretty drag queen.

Go back to Nick, Jessica!

 

 

Name: Jessica Simpson

Birth Date: July 10, 1980

Height: 5' 3"

Occupation: Singer, Actress

Quote: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.”

Misspellings: Jessica Simson, Jessica Simpon, Jessica Simpsons, Jesica Simpson, Jessica Simpsom, Jessic Simpson

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