It's not brand new news that John Mayer and Jessica Simpson are dating. Why she would leave Nick Lachey still doesn't make sense to me, but the new question is, who takes longer to get ready: Jessica, or John. I'm putting my money on John, even though he may take longer, she still looks better than him. He's so ass-ugly. What do you see in him Jessica? His music sucks too, I guess sucky music is one thing they have in common. I used to love Jessica Simpson, but now I just think she looks like a pretty drag queen.

Go back to Nick, Jessica!