Justin Timberlake has been quite the sourpuss as of late. Maybe the poor chap is tired. I mean, he is a major sex symbol and it must be exhausting to NOT only be rumored to be dating one of the hottest women on the planet, Jessica Biel, BUT, he also has millions of women wanting to rip those William Rast clothes OFF of him.

Poor you Justin. Must be REAL hard. I guess that's why you're acting like an immature little bitch.

Apparently, while he was in Norway with Jessica, he shouted at a photographer and said, "you [bleeping] a-hole" haha.

THEN, in Sweden, when a young fan asked for his picture, he said, "Do you want me to juggle too". HAHA, I'm sorry but thats HI-LARIOUS. I like Justin SO much more just because of his attitude. I always thought he was a pussy N'Syncer, but CLEARLY he's such a thug wanna-be. Loves it!

Another funny story, after his lunch at TGI Friday's, some teenagers also wanted a picture with him. He refused and they called him a ****face.

Then, as Justin headed back to his hotel with Jessica Biel, the teens followed, so him and his friends went to the roof and started throwing objects at them. They chucked fruit, waterbottles, ping pong balls.. and loogies!

LOVES it!

Okay. So let me start off by saying that this is slightly confusing.

Here's what's crack-a-lackin'… Justin Timberlake has been linked to Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel, and of course, Britney Spears.

SO, on easter weekend, Scarlett Johansson was seen tonsil hockeying with Ryan Renolds, just ONE month after he was seen out with Jessica Biel.

NOW, Jessica Biel is getting closer to Justin Timberlake, who she was reported cozying up with in January, the same month that HE was linked to Scarlett Johansson.

NOT ONLY THAT, but Justin was also working his charm on one-time lover, Britney Spears, while she was in rehab.

So who's with who? I don't know. All I can wonder is… are there not enough sexy men in Hollywood for these ladies? Must they all go after Justin Timberlake?

Justin, wrap it up, brother.

 

Justin Timberlake is blaming all the gossip magazines for making his private life public! "I despise what they do" Justin told the April issue of Details magazine.

He says that we gossipers make soap opera's out of celeb's lives and get all up in their business. Maybe you shouldn't be famous then? It comes with the job hun.

I like this new attitude, sexy version of Justine Timberlake. He definitly brought sexy back.

He hated the fact that rumors were going around about him and Britney. Maybe the letter he sent her was just a nice gesture because he's a nice guy. MAYBE. Only Justin and Britney really know.

All I have to say is, I'm sorry Justin…don't hate me! Let's be friends forever!

 

Is Britney starting to get herself together? I guess time will tell if her rehab actually helped her out. I still think this 'rehab' is a new celebrity fad. Seems like rehab = publicity these days.

Anyways, It was reported that bald Britney has lost 10 pounds since she went into rehab. In this picture she was spotted outside a dance studio where she has been rehearsing for the past few days [Perez]. There are also talks going on about Pinky and Stinky (Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake) to hitup a Los Angeles recording studio with producer Timbaland to re-record one of Marvin Gaye's hit songs: "You're All I Need to Get By."

Earlier this month, Timbaland asked Justin to help him bring Britney back to the charts: “I feel her pain, it really bothers me. I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Brittney? Would you do it with me?’ He said he would.”

 

Who would have thought that pimpalicious Justin Timberlake would be such a sweetheart? Recently, he poured out his feelings for Britney in a letter and promised that he'd be with her throughout rehab and even after.

When Britney got the letter in rehab, she was shocked to see that it was from Justin. She could'nt even stop crying while she was reading the letter. Aw, how cute.

In the letter Justin said he was sorry that they fell in love at such a young age, and if it was only a couple years later, they would have been married with kids right now. (Seriously, how cute is that?…shoot, hearing that makes MEEE fall for Justin, and I don't even know him!)

Aw he even called her the nicknames they made up for eachother when they were dating. In the letter he said "I love you, Pinky" and signed the letter as "Stinky". I wonder why his name is Stinky?

Aw they should SO get back together. That would be so cute! Aww.. seriously, man. They'd look like twins standing next to eachother, with Brit's new haircut and all. Aw they usto be so cute together. DAMMIT, man, just get back together!

 

Don't be fooled. YES, that is Britney Spears, spotted at an LA tattoo parlor. Apparently, she still isn't over Justin Timberlake, so instead of getting him back, she decided that she'd just look like him instead.  

Remember the days when Britney Spears was a "virgin"? The days when she was in pigtails singing "Hit Me Baby One More Time". I think somebody took that song a little too seriously and ACTUALLY hit her on the head. Maybe that could explain why she's so ridiculously STUPID.

If marrying a dirty hick, having two of his babies, and then divorcing the dirty hick wasn't enough, Britney had to capture the headlines again, as an imitation Justin.

What was going through her head when she made this decision? It's not like she could donate her nasty straw hair to a charity or anything, so what really was the cause of this horrendous make-over? Did she just wake up one day and decide, HEY, I'm going to get a new tattoo. OH, and shave my head. Reports state that Britney's new do came about after her day of entering Rehab. Her people denied that she was in rehab at all. So the question still remains, Why?

Maybe this idea came to her head while she was partying with other intellectuals like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. NOT. Or maybe since she's a single mother, she feels as if she has to be the mother and the father in the family. Or maybe she got lazy and didn't feel like sitting there while OTHER people styled her hair for her, so she just shaved her head and donned this EXTREMELY stylish wig instead.

I think after all these years of fame, Britney Spears has finally LOST it. Again, who would have thought that excessive partying, drinking and being slutty would make you turn a little dumb? Not me, man.

Whatever "crisis" Britney is going through, I could care less about. I'm just sick and tired of hearing about her and all her bimbo friends wherever I turn. I also don't understand the decisions that she's made in the past (Kids etc.), we all make some bad decisions in our lives, but it seems as though her whole LIFE was a bad decision.  Think about it for a second, man. Now she has kids. Take care of your kids Brit! Stop partying! You were young. The key word is WERE. You grew up once you decided to get married and pop two kiddies out of you. You made your bed and now lay in it.

I wonder what this girl is going to do next.

Let's wait a week or two. We'll hear about her stupid life again. I have no idea what she'll do next. She's even done the whole lesbian thing. You're running out of stunts Britney, better put on that thinking cap!

 

Name: Justin Timberlake

Birth Date: January 31, 1981

Height: 6' 1"

Occupation: Singer, Actor

Quote: “I pick my nose and I'm not ashamed to admit it. If there's a bogey then just pick it, man.”

Misspellings: Justine Timberlake, Justin Timerlake, Justin Timberland, Justin Timberlak, Justin Timber

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