Yesterday I told y'all about a substance (cocaine) that was found on Lindsay Lohan after she was arrested for drinking and driving.

Here's the dilly now. Lindsay Lohan's dad, Michael Lohan, claims that Lindsay is being treated for her powerful addiction to the drug OxyContin, along with being treated for her other various drug and alcohol addictions.

In an interview with E!, Michael Lohan had this to say:

I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care. And I'm satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That's a very important step. And I learned they use the 12-step program which includes a lot of lessons based on God's teachings, so I was satisfied with that. First she needs to get clean, then she needs to let God into her life.

First off all, Michael Lohan has JUST been released from jail (maybe he can give his daughter some advice on how it is on the inside), secondly, they are so estranged that I bet I know Lindsay Lohan more personally than he does. So how legitimate is his claim? I don't know man. My thoughts are telling me that his claim is a bunch of bull ploppy.

All I know, is that the Lohan family needs to learn a thing or two from Carl and Harriet Winslow from Family Matters. The Lohan's are just too messed up.

 

Yup! You guessed it! Lindsay Lohan is back in rehab… again. Who would have thought that innocent, talented, not slutty, not cracked out Lindsay Lohan would go back to rehab? Not me thats fore sure. ha ha. Ok, honestly, I really don’t have anything to say about this.

It just upsets me that all these bars/clubs etc. are actually providing these celebrities with alcoholic drinks, even though they are CLEARLY underage *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough*. I just don’t get it. Just for publicity and to make their place a hyped up place, they give these celebrities VIP status. I mean, yeah, they are celebrities so I guess sometimes they ARE VIP but are they too important for the law?

Since when did celebrities start becoming above the law? Whatevo, man. That’s our corrupted world for you.

Oh yeah, and ANOTHER thing. The police found a “substance” on Lindsay Lohan. Clearly this substance is COCAINE. Now if she doesn’t get booked for having cocaine on her, then I’m… not gonna do anything. But I will be very upset.

Paris Hilton went to jail. I guess firecrotch Lohan is lonely without her frenemy so she’s dying to join her.

Lohan and Hilton can be BFF forever behind those bars. Make sure you don’t piss any big ol’ woman named Bertha off. Just some advice.

A "friend" of Lindsay Lohan firecrotch has leaked a video of Lindsay snorting cocaine with a friend at the bathroom of club Teddy's. The friend who leaked the video says that she is worried about Lohan, which is why she made this video public.

That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn't even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

Lindsay Lohan is definition of a girl gone wild. We've all see pictures of Lindsay's firectors, heard rumors about her dating Samantha Ronson, found out Linday's phone number–which was hacked. What's next Lindsay? I'm guessing a home-made sex video? After all she's always competing against Paris Hilton. I wouldn't be too surprised if one of Linday's "friends" somehow manage to leak a sex tape of her. Her friend also revealed some of the men Lindsay's has been sleeping with.

She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party.

Here are some still images from the video of Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine. Apparently this was taken 20 days after Lindsay left rehab.

 

Shanna Moakler has reportedly posted Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan’s personal phone numbers and email addresses on her myspace page. Shanna wanted to share more information in addition to the alleged hacking of Lindsay’s myspace and gmail accounts last week. This is what she had to say:

and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my “hacked” info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.
Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148

djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)

Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

In response to this post, Harry Morton, Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend had this to say on his myspace page:

Shanna Moakler … has aids … and she needs to get a life, and stay away from the blogs some time.

this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fu**ing that deadbeat rocker.

starkitten@tmail.com = 10 D*LDOS IN HER A*S

I’m sure these accounts have been bombarded by emails and phone calls. If anyone decides to contact either one of these bimbos, feel free to share the responses (if any). Celebrity fights are always amusing.

Apparently Lindsay Lohan was recently hacked. Her Myspace, Gmail, and BlackBerry accounts were hacked. I’m sure this is pure bull shit. How the hell do you hack a BlackBerry account anyways? Is that even possible? Also, this so called hacker would be in jail by now… they have ways of catching people messing around with things like this–It’s invasion of privacy.

“Mr. Hacker” claims that he was hired by Paris Hilton and that he was going to publish a website and post more content, which includes email exchanges between Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Samantha Ronson, and Stavros Niarchos. I can’t belive this looser actually took the time to write all these fake emails. Obviously he/she is doing this just to publicize their website. Pathetic.. that’s all I have to say.

Anyways, here are the screen shots that have been circulating the net so far:

 

I've been hearing this rumors for a while now. I don't know how true this is, but apparently Lindsay Lohan is dating her DJ friend Samantha Ronson–reported by Page Six and National Enquirer. Maybe Firecrotch Lohan is tired of dating men.

Does this mean that Lindsay Lohan is a lesbian? I would say no, because dating Samantha Ronson is like dating a man.

 

 

How old is the Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan feud? Ugh, so yesterday. The reason for their long lasting feud = a once upon a time cute boy named Aaron Carter. My how things have changed! Not only has he gotten uglier, Lindsay's colored her hair more than she changes her underwear, and HilaryDuff has gotten new donkey teeth. With all that, Lindsay and Hilary have united over one thing: Paris Hilton. We all know that Paris' bff Nicole Ritchie is dating Joel Madden (Hilary Duff's ex). So if I was Hilary Duff, why not hate on Paris as well.

They both hugged and danced together at a hot spot in LA, while bashing Paris Hilton. I'm actually starting to feel kinda sorry for Paris now. I mean, does ANYONE have anything nice to say about her?

I guess their hatred for Ms. Paris Hilton is strong enough to bond them. How cute. 

 

Apparently Lindsay Lohan has/had a facebook profile. For those of you who don't know what the facebook is–I don't know where you've been, but it's basically another social networking site (by Mark Zuckerberg). Now all you nip slip Lohan fans have the chance to get to know Lindsay Lohan a little more personal.

Anyways, there have been a lot of personal pictures of firecrotch Lohan leaking all over the internet–here are some Lindsey Lohan facebook pictures I came across. I wasn't able to find her facebook profile myself, so if anyone happens to find it, feel free to share it by posting a comment.

I think Lindsay was probably on facebook for a while and ended up deleting her profile because she got tired of those anoying facebook pokes. Either that, or one of her "friends" decided to be a firecrotch.

 

Lindsey Loahn has a firecrotch, and shes likes to show it off. Just look at that pose!

 

 

I don't get Wilmer (most people know him as Fez from That 70's Show). Whatevo. Lemme talk. Okay, so they broke up.. I dunno how long ago, but they were dating and yeah they broke up.

So, Lindsay Lohan was at a club in Manhattan being her jolly slutty old self, shaking her booty and gettin jiggy wid it singing Justin Timberlake's "Like I Love You" when Wilmer Valderrama entered the scene.

He tried to talk to her, but she was just too cool to talk to him. C'MON LILO, how can you reject a man as beautiful as he is? Well, anyways, after getting ignored, he grabbed the microphone and said "Lindsay, this is for you!" Then he began to sing his version of Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good".

haha I can only imagine FEZ singing that! Cute. After hearing him sing the romantic song, Lindsay only had 3 words to say: ITS TOO LATE!!!

Some men just deserve to be punked off like that!

I loves it. LOVES. IT.