So these two had a wedding set in the Hamptons on Saturday…and what happens? They cancel it? Did URSHER get cold feet or something? Rumor is that Usher’s mom is against the wedding. This obviously is the biggest obstacle. If my mama didn’t like my hubby…there would be some ASS whoopin going on.

Apparently, Usher fired his mom (Jonetta Patton) from being his manager because SUPPOSIDLY Tameka Foster, a stylist and divorced mother of three told him to.

Jonetta was invited to the wedding at the last minute, but she didn’t want to go,” an insider tattles to the New York Daily News. “She’s not a hypocrite. As much as she loves her son, she’s not going to pretend that everything’s fine.”

“The reason he called off the ceremony is that he couldn’t go through with it without Jonetta,” a spy tells the paper. “He had an 11th-hour epiphany.”

So there’s all this mumbo jumbo going on about why the wedding was cancelled. I say, if your mama is against it, you gotta think about something Usher. You took her to an awards ceremony as your date!! SHE gave birth to you! She has some sort of right to say something.

Also, Tameka is pregnant with Urshers “baby”… and is supposed to be due in the fall. It was reported that she had to check into the hospital after the whole indecisive wedding moment happened. She claimed that her and the baby are fine and that they just had a little scare.

Great.

Nicole Richie's lawyers contacted the County Sheriff this week to ask if Nicole Richie could do her 4 day jail sentence in a Los Angeles County Jail. I wonder why Nicole Richie would rather do her sentence in a county jail rather than a city jail. HAHA.. maybe because she doesn't want to come in contact with all the Thug-Life's that live in L.A.

There are no additional details to this rumor, including when Nicole is going to surrender to her 4 day jail sentence, which she must complete by September 28th.

Nicole, who confirmed earlier this week that she's pregnant by boyfriend Joel Madden, pleaded guilty last week to a misdemeanor charge.

She was ordered to spend 90 days in a city or county jail. Whichever would accept her.

She's a lucky little BIA, I mean this is her SECOND DUI offense. She should have gotten more time, but then again, she IS pregnant…or so we hear.

 

 

Yes, you heard me! Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are finally officially divorced as of TODAY. The alamony agreement will not be made public, unless there is an enforcement issue going on.

The attorney said that "Most of that tracks the prenup".

Commissioner Scott Gordon said, "The best interests of the children could be harmed" if the arrangement were not sealed.

I'm glad all this drama is over. I'm just waiting for Britney Spears' new album… she's such a fantastic and multi-talented singer and writer and EVERYTHING OH MY GOD! haha.

I wonder how much Kevin's gold diggin ass got out of her from donating his sperm.

I'd do the same thing if I was a incest bred loser like him.

After this week, the dynamic duo have decided to stop their adventures on the Simple Life.

The two leave behind 53 episodes and now as their future endeavors, the two (one which as already accomplished this task) are spending time in real life JAIL. Paris Hilton spent a little over 3 weeks in jail, while Nicole gets 4 days for a DUI.

The finale is supposed to take place this Sunday. The episode will be a play written by Paris and Nicole about friendship. Great. JUST GREAT.

 

 

It seems like jail did Paris Hilton a LOT of good.

She vowed to Barbara Walters during her jail time that she wanted to do good in the world, and Paris is ONE GIRL who sticks to her word. I mean…she's partying on beaches now and not in clubs.

Along with the news of Paris dating this weirdo looking guy, Tyler Atkins, who needs a haircut due to possible lice, there was a video leak abotu how a "celebrity" gave him 4 mystery pills at the beach which were either Rohypnol or Vicodin. It's great that he knows his drugs and what goes into his body (he's husband and father material, Paris)

High five, Paris.

You know what, what you do with ur life is your business, but I still dont understand why u constantly make a fool of urself OVEr and OVER and OVEr again on tv. If you wanna continue your life is a worthless party girl, then do so. Don't make a pledge of allegance to the world to do good like Mother Teresa (RIP) just to get out of jail free. This isn't monopoly.

P.S. he is NOT cute. You can do better. He looks like he'd play the human version of the lion from the Chronicles of Narnia.

 

 

 

Since her first CD was CLEARLY amazing… yes..AMAZING.. Paris Hilton, the SMART business woman that she is (she's been compared to Donald Trump)… is coming out with yet another CD.

HAHA she's been reading books on SINGING. Who in their right mind reads books on singing? Why not take lessons?

It has also been speculated that the heiress might be working with producer, Scott Storch.

“I’m already working on my new record,” Hilton told E! Online recently. “I’ve been in meetings with Scott (Storch) and we’ve been working on it.”

I can't wait…I mean, among all her other talents, I think singing just tops all of them.

 

 

Rumors have been speculating that Nicole Richie is pregnant by boyfriend, Joel Madden.

Nicole Richie has not confirmed or denied the rumors, but has been seen shopping for baby clothes. Apparently, she recently stopped by a LA Boutique Petit Tresor where she supposedly bought a couple of diaper bags, a stuffed bear, a mobile and more.

Is she just doing this so she doesn't have to face jail time for a DUI like her bff Paris Hilton?

Only time will tell.

I wonder what Hilary Duff has to say about this. Is there not enough men in the world for these celebrities that they have to SHARE their leftovers?

 

 

Britney Spears must have a REAL hard time finding a decent man. I mean, she looks in ALL the right places..like a club…like bars…like the mental house. Smart girl, I must say. Anywho, since all the drunk,crazy men are all taken (too bad for her), she likes to settle with her staff.

I dunno bout you guys, but isn't it normally a rule to not have PERSONAL employee relations?

I guess when your Britney Spears, you can have any relationship you want.

Well enough of my blabbering, the news is, Britney Spears is now dating her BODYGUARD. Yes, folks. She went from backup dancer to bodyguard. At least this one will be more of a man.

She seems like one of those determined mom's who is gonna do ANYTHING, and I mean ANYTHING, to find a father for her kids. I dunno if those kiddos could talk yet, but Im pretty shure the first sentance out of their mouth is gonna be "Are you my daddy".

 

Justin Timberlake has been quite the sourpuss as of late. Maybe the poor chap is tired. I mean, he is a major sex symbol and it must be exhausting to NOT only be rumored to be dating one of the hottest women on the planet, Jessica Biel, BUT, he also has millions of women wanting to rip those William Rast clothes OFF of him.

Poor you Justin. Must be REAL hard. I guess that's why you're acting like an immature little bitch.

Apparently, while he was in Norway with Jessica, he shouted at a photographer and said, "you [bleeping] a-hole" haha.

THEN, in Sweden, when a young fan asked for his picture, he said, "Do you want me to juggle too". HAHA, I'm sorry but thats HI-LARIOUS. I like Justin SO much more just because of his attitude. I always thought he was a pussy N'Syncer, but CLEARLY he's such a thug wanna-be. Loves it!

Another funny story, after his lunch at TGI Friday's, some teenagers also wanted a picture with him. He refused and they called him a ****face.

Then, as Justin headed back to his hotel with Jessica Biel, the teens followed, so him and his friends went to the roof and started throwing objects at them. They chucked fruit, waterbottles, ping pong balls.. and loogies!

LOVES it!

When talking to Larry King Live, she said she would never drink and drive again. She claims that her time in jail was a "time out of life"

In her first interview after coming out of jail, Paris said that even though she's an Aquarius and that "we're social people", being behind bars taught her that "there's a lot more important things in life" than partying.

"I'm frankly sick of it". Maybe Paris has changed. "I've been going out for a long time now. Yeah, it's fun, but it's not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore." Really, she HAS changed.

She said that her time in jail was a traumatic experience which inspired a journey of self discovery which she intends to continue.

She said we're going to see a whole new Paris Hilton.  "I'm glad it happened in a way because it's changed my life forever," she said in the pre-taped, hour-long interview. "I feel stronger than ever and, I don't know, I feel like this is a lesson in disguise."

Im really glad that Paris had this to say. "I feel like being in the spotlight, I have a platform where I can raise awareness for so many great causes and just do so much with this instead of superficial things like going out," she said. "I want to help raise money for kids and for breast cancer and multiple sclerosis."

I really hope she's changed. She honestly can do SO much, there's so many teenaged girls who ADORE her.

Great.