Nicole Richie Has a GIRL!!! + Christina Aguilera Has a Boy

Christina XTINA Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman have welcomed the arrival of their new baby BOY…

The kids name? Max Liron Bratman. Why do celebrities always give their kids some weird ass name as if they wont get made fun of at school. Liron? The little munchkin weighed in at 6lbs 2oz.

On another note, 2 days earlier, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden welcomed a baby girl into the world. HER name? Harlow Winter Kate Madden at 6lbs 7oz.

Maybe their babies can hook up in the future and be a super couple living the simple life. haaaaaa haaaaa

Jason Wahler and Katja Decker-Sadowski Engaged

Thats official.

Rehab and jail time does something to a guy, having been arrested four times in four States, (Rumor has it that is was only one State, "Shit State") Jason asked Katja for her hand last weekend, as confirmed to TMZ by Wahler's Rep.

 Jason and Katja have been dating around six months, and finaly Jason seems to be getting his act together and picked out a four-carat emerald cut rock for Katja' finger. (thats some ice for a Jack Daniles if he falls off the wagon again) Jason, former "Laguna Beach" star, checked into rehab in May, this year, and as no date for the wedding has been set, one can only think that Katja isn't as blonde as she looks, and wants to be sure that Jason can remain on the wagon before she has to throw that ice back at him for another JD.

Jason has a rap sheet that makes me wonder why a Sweet girl like Katja, would get involved with a bum like Jason when he has a history of being abusive to just about anyone. busted for underage drinking Jason screamed abuse while being booked in at Pitt County Jail. He was also arrested in Los Angeles for misdemeanor battery last September and three weeks before that he was busted in NY for disorderly conduct.

I for one hope that Katja knows what she is doing, and i also hope that Jason really does mean to turn a new leaf, i wish them both good luck, but i can't see it lasting. 

Britney Spears = Bad Mom, Bad Parenting

Rumors have been circulating that Britney is an out of control mother…somebody call the Maury Show.

Apparently, Kevin Federline is seeking full custody of Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 11 months. The latest magazine covers have been saying "HELP!" over a picture of the two boys. "Kevin battles for Sean and Jayden as Britney grows more dangerous."

So here's some of MANY mistakes that she has made as a mother… she has indulged the sweet tooth of little Sean Preston who had a really bumpy first year of life as he fell from his high chair, first class driving lessons from mommy dearest herself, and almost falling to the ground as the O-SO-GREAT mother Britney Spears almost DROPPED him while she was carrying him.

"He's having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying," a "family insider" tells the mag, which claims he's also allowed such treats as soda in his bottle, ice cream before bed, Doritos and chewing gum.

Get this: To fix her stupid ass mistakes, she took Sean Preston to the dentist to get his teeth whitened. The dentist was like HELLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

When Britney went house hunting for a 6.5 MILLION dollar house, "She ate tacos on the bedroom floor!" maintains a mole. "She got crumbs and grease everywhere. She let her babies and her dog roam the floor. She left the bed a mess — I don't know what's wrong with her."

I cant believe this dumb little bimbo. Its like a immature little baby had babies! She's such a disgusting hick that it isnt even funny anymore. I feel sorry for her dumb country ass. I cant believe that when shes craving a cigarette, she tells Sean Preston "Baby, where are momma's lollipops" and Sean will run and get her cigarettes.

A 22 month baby associating cigarettes as candy.

Smart Britney, Smart. I hope you get chronic diarea so you have to stay home and take care of your KIDS.

 

 

Why Did Usher and Tameka Foster Postpone Their Wedding

So these two had a wedding set in the Hamptons on Saturday…and what happens? They cancel it? Did URSHER get cold feet or something? Rumor is that Usher’s mom is against the wedding. This obviously is the biggest obstacle. If my mama didn’t like my hubby…there would be some ASS whoopin going on.

Apparently, Usher fired his mom (Jonetta Patton) from being his manager because SUPPOSIDLY Tameka Foster, a stylist and divorced mother of three told him to.

Jonetta was invited to the wedding at the last minute, but she didn’t want to go,” an insider tattles to the New York Daily News. “She’s not a hypocrite. As much as she loves her son, she’s not going to pretend that everything’s fine.”

“The reason he called off the ceremony is that he couldn’t go through with it without Jonetta,” a spy tells the paper. “He had an 11th-hour epiphany.”

So there’s all this mumbo jumbo going on about why the wedding was cancelled. I say, if your mama is against it, you gotta think about something Usher. You took her to an awards ceremony as your date!! SHE gave birth to you! She has some sort of right to say something.

Also, Tameka is pregnant with Urshers “baby”… and is supposed to be due in the fall. It was reported that she had to check into the hospital after the whole indecisive wedding moment happened. She claimed that her and the baby are fine and that they just had a little scare.

Great.

Nicole Richie Wants to Do Time in County Jail

Nicole Richie's lawyers contacted the County Sheriff this week to ask if Nicole Richie could do her 4 day jail sentence in a Los Angeles County Jail. I wonder why Nicole Richie would rather do her sentence in a county jail rather than a city jail. HAHA.. maybe because she doesn't want to come in contact with all the Thug-Life's that live in L.A.

There are no additional details to this rumor, including when Nicole is going to surrender to her 4 day jail sentence, which she must complete by September 28th.

Nicole, who confirmed earlier this week that she's pregnant by boyfriend Joel Madden, pleaded guilty last week to a misdemeanor charge.

She was ordered to spend 90 days in a city or county jail. Whichever would accept her.

She's a lucky little BIA, I mean this is her SECOND DUI offense. She should have gotten more time, but then again, she IS pregnant…or so we hear.

 

 

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are OFFICIALLY Divorced!

Yes, you heard me! Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are finally officially divorced as of TODAY. The alamony agreement will not be made public, unless there is an enforcement issue going on.

The attorney said that "Most of that tracks the prenup".

Commissioner Scott Gordon said, "The best interests of the children could be harmed" if the arrangement were not sealed.

I'm glad all this drama is over. I'm just waiting for Britney Spears' new album… she's such a fantastic and multi-talented singer and writer and EVERYTHING OH MY GOD! haha.

I wonder how much Kevin's gold diggin ass got out of her from donating his sperm.

I'd do the same thing if I was a incest bred loser like him.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: No More Simple Life

After this week, the dynamic duo have decided to stop their adventures on the Simple Life.

The two leave behind 53 episodes and now as their future endeavors, the two (one which as already accomplished this task) are spending time in real life JAIL. Paris Hilton spent a little over 3 weeks in jail, while Nicole gets 4 days for a DUI.

The finale is supposed to take place this Sunday. The episode will be a play written by Paris and Nicole about friendship. Great. JUST GREAT.

 

 

Paris Hilton Reformed: Now She Dates Surfers, Dude!

It seems like jail did Paris Hilton a LOT of good.

She vowed to Barbara Walters during her jail time that she wanted to do good in the world, and Paris is ONE GIRL who sticks to her word. I mean…she's partying on beaches now and not in clubs.

Along with the news of Paris dating this weirdo looking guy, Tyler Atkins, who needs a haircut due to possible lice, there was a video leak abotu how a "celebrity" gave him 4 mystery pills at the beach which were either Rohypnol or Vicodin. It's great that he knows his drugs and what goes into his body (he's husband and father material, Paris)

High five, Paris.

You know what, what you do with ur life is your business, but I still dont understand why u constantly make a fool of urself OVEr and OVER and OVEr again on tv. If you wanna continue your life is a worthless party girl, then do so. Don't make a pledge of allegance to the world to do good like Mother Teresa (RIP) just to get out of jail free. This isn't monopoly.

P.S. he is NOT cute. You can do better. He looks like he'd play the human version of the lion from the Chronicles of Narnia.

 

 

Paris Hilton is Coming Out with Another CD

 

Since her first CD was CLEARLY amazing… yes..AMAZING.. Paris Hilton, the SMART business woman that she is (she's been compared to Donald Trump)… is coming out with yet another CD.

HAHA she's been reading books on SINGING. Who in their right mind reads books on singing? Why not take lessons?

It has also been speculated that the heiress might be working with producer, Scott Storch.

“I’m already working on my new record,” Hilton told E! Online recently. “I’ve been in meetings with Scott (Storch) and we’ve been working on it.”

I can't wait…I mean, among all her other talents, I think singing just tops all of them.

 

 

Is Nicole Richie Pregnant?

Rumors have been speculating that Nicole Richie is pregnant by boyfriend, Joel Madden.

Nicole Richie has not confirmed or denied the rumors, but has been seen shopping for baby clothes. Apparently, she recently stopped by a LA Boutique Petit Tresor where she supposedly bought a couple of diaper bags, a stuffed bear, a mobile and more.

Is she just doing this so she doesn't have to face jail time for a DUI like her bff Paris Hilton?

Only time will tell.

I wonder what Hilary Duff has to say about this. Is there not enough men in the world for these celebrities that they have to SHARE their leftovers?